What The Dickens

Written By: Francie  Scanlon

top-shelf priority.  Alec, you can multi-task.  Haven’t you seen what that guy who appears to be you is

doing coast-to-coast.

Please recall:  my legendary fidelity to copyright protection  is akin to your historic

commitment to preservation of the East End of Long Island, bar none, grave or otherwise!  Further

my Anti-Medievalism is clearly first cousin to your Anti-Papparazzism!

Indeed my A TALE OF TWO CITIES was long-ago considered so revolutionary a novel that

it was not banned inChinaduring the Cultural Revolution.

So Alec – what do you say:  WHAT THE DICKENS.